Plenty of ideas for cheap stocking stuffers
Everyone runs a little bit different. I know of some who do it at midnight on Christmas Eve (when Christmas technically starts), some do it on Christmas morning, and I know some who do it on Christmas evening.
When does your family do gifts together?
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okay i'm really nervous and she seems like the kinda girl who likes rap and cool lyrics so i made this song for her
♫Hey girl, I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what is on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box (it's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (girl)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box...my dick in a box girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...♫
please tell me what needs work i'm reallly reallly nervous!
Hi,
I have my boyfriends Company Christmas party this weekend. We are looking for some ideas for a unisex gift for under 30 dollars.
Thanks
Stacy
In 2005 I hired a lady to clean my home once a week. She did a really good job, but started to get kind of sloppy in year 2. I knew she was not wealthy, but either am I...I am just disabled, collecting disability and need some help with cleaning. I payed her in cash so that she did not have to claim it as income on her taxes. I payed her what she asked, which was a visit and she came 2 times a month. I gave her things occasionally, such as clothing, and occasionally bought her small gifts during the holidays. When she continued doing a rather poor job with her work, I decided to let her go. I called her on the telephone and told her that I would no longer be needing her, but that she could come one final time on her regularly scheduled day, and I would, as a gesture, give her an additional week's pay on top of that. At first she agreed and then called me back and went off on me screaming that I was a terrible person because I never tipped her or gave her a Christmas bonus and that all her other clients did. She declined my offer and hung up on me. I called her back to ask her to return my housekey, which I never recieved, and had to pay 0 to change all the locks in the house. I thought she was way out of line, but dismissed it.
This happened 3 years ago....Fast Forward to present day:
On Sunday I was in Walmart and got in line behind a woman who was giving me very dirty looks...I asked my husband if something had happened, because he walked before me with pushing the cart. He said no, but she looks really strange. She started acting really upset and fussing over her items, muttering under her breath. Then she seems to get upset because the woman ahead of her was taking too long, and she started cursing at the woman. The woman left, giving her the finger. Then as I am watching her, she mouths the words "you are a real bi*ch" to me, and follow it with "I hope you die soon". I am in amazement, because I really, truly and honestly didn't think I knew her and couldn't figure out why she was acting so crazy. I asked her "are you talking to me, do I know you?". She said, "you recognize me, Marisa"...and I recognized her voice and it finally dawned on me that it was my exhousekeeper. She had really changed...looked ill or on drugs (not sure which). I totally ignored her, even when she started yelling "bi*ch" at me. Frankly I was afraid of her. But I was embarassed, and then I got angry at myself for not having the clerk call the police or security, and not saying something back.
Did I handle this the right way? If this happens again (this is a small town), what should I do different?
I feel as if I've suddenly become the Grinch this year. My Christmas isn't going well. For gifts, I got an iPod speaker dock when I don't even have an iPod to begin with, , and DS games for the DS that I just recently lost... Being upset about this made me feel as if I'm being extremely selfish and ruining the holidays for myself, but I can't help but feel this way. On top of that, I'm being nagged to death by my mom, being yelled at by my grandma who keeps telling me how selfish and conceited I am (which I don't understand at all), and when I snapped at them about how much they were bugging me, I got a HUGE lecture. I've also got my cousins over who're just running around and making messes that my my mom and grandma keep telling me to clean up. I don't know what to do or how to feel anymore. Do I have the right to get mad and be upset about how things are going, or am I really just being selfish, conceited, and bratty? Someone give me their opinion please?
Btw, I hope everyone's Christmas/Holidays are going much smoother mine! =)
I know Christmas is all about family, but how can I be happy with them if they keep nagging me when I'm already down?
Have you ever went searching for your Christmas gifts to take a peak and found them? If they were wrapped, did you carefully unwrap the paper to take a peak and wrapped them back up so it would not be obvious? Did you look through the bag and spoil it for yourself? What happened?
Scott shows off what Santa put in his stocking.
